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This week's episode on AI and automation references text-to-picture generative AI artwork--the pictures here are examples I've made. * The first set of pictures were created with <a href="https://openai.com/dall-e-2/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Dall-E 2</a> * The album covers were also made using Dall-E 2, with text then manually added* The Heaton avatar pics are from the <a href="https://apps.apple.com/us/app/lensa-ai-photo-video-editor/id1436732536?platform=iphone" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Lensa app</a>

This week's episode on AI and automation references text-to-picture generative AI artwork--the pictures here are examples I've made.

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AI Generated Artwork

Andrew Heaton

Is it too much to suggest some images resemble a “Baron Andrew Harkonnen”?

Man… I’d go from about a six on the self confidence scale to probably about 12 if AI gifted me the “orb to control all human destiny,” as well. Doesn’t look at ALL menacing. Kidding aside, that would make a great book cover…

That raccoon? At the very least the cover of the sequel to "The Fantastic Mr. Fox", "The Rapscalion Mr. Raccoon".

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