Tag Archives: Television

How to Be a BRILLIANT Television Extra

It’s recently come to my attention that several of you have been writing to the Academy Awards requesting the creation of a new “Background Actor” category in order to recognize me for my daring and original work as a television extra. I’m touched. Below are some clips and thoughts about my meteoric rise to success read more »

Insights on Background Acting

My brilliant plan to enter California during a recession ended up having unforeseen consequences on my prospective job hunt. Three weeks and a trail of rejected employment applications later, I have admitted that I am professionally qualified to do very little besides standing at the back of a room in muted colors without drawing attention read more »