Tag Archives: Monarchy

Why America Needs A Monarchy

We threw the baby out with the bathwater when we kicked the monarchy out of America, and we ought to bring it back. To be clear, I do not mean the sort of hereditary tyrants who rule North Korea, Saudi Arabia, or the New York Yankees. Rather, I’d like for us to get one of read more »

America Should Have a Queen

Queen Elizabeth II has become Britain’s longest-reigning monarch. I propose we get ourselves a queen, for some excellent reasons, and I’ve already got one in mind: Betty White. They’re both about the same age, they’re both respectable, but Betty White has given some really inappropriate Friars Club Roasts which I think would translate well to read more »