Tag Archives: Christmas

Good King Wenceslas, Savior of the Poor

Merry Christmas, everyone! This year the very talented and felonious Andrew Young and I teamed up with Adam Young to illustrate our annual yuletide YouTube video. Thus we give you, “Good King Wenceslas, Savior of the Poor.” Chalk full of jazz, holiday spirit, animated cartoons, and horror.   Andrew Heaton is a writer and standup read more »

A Trampy Winter Wonderland

My so-called friend Andrew Young and I made a YouTube Christmas card last year, and have done another for this. We plan to continue with the tradition indefinitely, until we piece together an album. Thereafter, presumably, we will win a Grammy and start our own Christmas variety special with weird sweaters and an animatronic Lawrence read more »

Santa Clause Around the World

Most other countries are not America. Yet. The curious reader might ask, “How do all these non-American countries go about celebrating Christmas, then? Also do these countries have oil we can take?” Presumably all the peoples of the world celebrate Christmas in their own and lesser ways. In India, for instance, they call Christmas “Pancha read more »

Heaton & Young YouTube Christmas Special

[youtube width=”600px” height=”400px”]fLeNqVm_Mzg[/youtube]   Merry Christmas everyone! Mr. Young and I didn’t get around to sending out Christmas cards this year, so we recorded a holly jolly YouTube yuletide Christmas video instead. Enjoy! “White Christmas” – Words & Music by Irving Berlin (With Embellishments) Music Arranged & Performed by Andrew Young All Vocals Performed by read more »


Christmas gift giving in the Heaton family is built upon two eternal pillars: flashlights and objects useful in the event of the apocalypse. Only recently have we begun to deviate from hand-held light sources and survival equipment. To clarify, within our own little nuclear family, Christmas morning’s haul is diverse. Much like your own family, read more »