Using the most conservative estimate possible, I calculated that there are at least 1.75 trillion other planets in the universe. If we use a moderate (and more likely estimate) there are upwards of 45 trillion planets. (Science wonks are welcome to e-mail me better figures. I will probably stand by my position that the number read more
Tag Archives: Aliens
Novel Excerpt: Frank Got Abducted
January 19, 2012 – 12:01 am
Craving more Heaton fiction? Here’s a book about all things funny involving alien abductions. Read it. Digest it. Let the words change your life. Afterwards, go to my Fiction page and “like” me. (Remember, this whole blog is one big attempt to finagle a publishing deal.) Frank Got Abducted A pink slip, a burglary and read more
Free Downed Weather Balloon
January 7, 2009 – 11:15 pm
Heyo, Over the weekend a weather balloon crashed in my yard. It’s about the size of a winebego and still has a lot of its original aluminum siding in tact, although you might have a tough time using it (I can’t cut or puncture the stuff, even with a blow torch.) Could probably be used read more
