The opening of my standup comedy routine, filmed at Saloon in NYC.
Category Archives: Videos
A Trampy Winter Wonderland
December 25, 2012 – 8:30 am
My so-called friend Andrew Young and I made a YouTube Christmas card last year, and have done another for this. We plan to continue with the tradition indefinitely, until we piece together an album. Thereafter, presumably, we will win a Grammy and start our own Christmas variety special with weird sweaters and an animatronic Lawrence read more
In Search of My Land
October 8, 2012 – 11:30 pm
Score another one for Scotch: if you drink enough of it distilleries give you plots of land! Very few drinking problems result in that sort of awards system. The Laphroig Distillery sent me the deed to a square foot of land some months ago, and I decided to track it down. In case you’re read more
Jim Post: The Other Side of the Prank War
September 24, 2012 – 11:56 am
“You are a patient, patient man. That is what I fear most about you, Jim.” – Andrew Heaton OK, readers. Andrew’s room mate Jim back again for the second of four posts to keep you occupied until your dear leader emerges from his Scottish Secret Bunker to dominate the internets with his libertarian humor. Last read more
Dissatisfied Superman
September 13, 2012 – 1:25 am
The video below is what I imagine I would be like if I were Superman. Contains swearing. Special thanks to Teresa and Newt!
Shark Attack Survivor Interview
August 17, 2012 – 8:36 am
This year for Shark Week I interviewed Al Brenekka, a man who got his arm bitten off by a shark in the 1970′s. Like most of us probably would, he turned his interests towards killing sharks out of revenge, but then after a struggle with a hammerhead, he changed his mind and became a read more
Dan Boren: Outgoing Congressman Lets Loose
August 8, 2012 – 12:31 am
My exclusive with Congressman Dan Boren is by far the most fun interview I’ve ever conducted. Running rampant through the halls of Congress with an outgoing member? Pranking Dennis Kucinich? Awesome. The congressman, in a display of unrivaled glory, did five things he’s always wanted to do before leaving Congress. I hope to do read more
Tulsa Trek Expo 2012
July 24, 2012 – 9:29 am
Recently I had the pleasure of attending Trek Expo 2012 in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Such events are like plopping 2050 into 1956. The contrast is amazing, and the people are lovely. It may not suprise you to learn that this is not my first Sci Fi convention. I’ve been going since childhood and yes, I’ve read more
Pork Followup: Gourmet Velveeta Bacon Review
July 13, 2012 – 1:42 pm
Inspired by my recent palate adventures with Burger King’s bacon & fudge Sundae, I turn my attentions towards the culinary brilliance of Velveeta with bacon. Could this become a new foodie show? Yes. Yes it could. If this post made you laugh or think, kindly “like” MightyHeaton.com’s Facebook page:
Cuisine Review: BK’s Bacon Sundae
July 11, 2012 – 10:56 pm
Last night I tried Burger King’s new Bacon Sundae, which is exactly what is sounds like: several strips of frozen bacon plopped into some ice cream and topped with fudge. Here’s a video of my assessment. I only recommend you try this if you feel like your relationship with bacon has become stale and predictable, and read more
While Unattended in Your House
July 10, 2012 – 12:55 am
Between my Eagle Scout award and total adolescent sobriety, adults in high school generally considered me responsible, often to the point of entrusting me with important things like their houses or daughters. This lead to house sitting, which has in turn spawned a number of life-long hobbies I amuse myself with when unattended in other read more
Pauly Shore Interview
July 3, 2012 – 1:43 am
A lot of guys who grew up in the 1990′s know comedian Pauly Shore as the humorous lodestone of their adolescence, through films like Encino Man and Jury Duty. However Mr. Shore has by his lights recently pulled a volte-face in his career by transitioning away from adolescent humor to politics. His new project, Pauly-Tics, featured in read more
Review: White House Correspondents Dinner
April 30, 2012 – 1:00 pm
Maybe next year the White House will be kind enough to invite me to their hoity-toity dinner instead of forcing me to make a review on YouTube.
“Insipidity”
April 26, 2012 – 2:34 am
Okay, one more poem by Elas Giordano. I don’t care what you people think, that man is hilarious. It takes a genius to make something funny and beautiful at the same time.
“Love is Only A Double Negative”
April 19, 2012 – 12:12 am
April is Poetry Month, so I thought it apropos to do a reading. Which is difficult, as I don’t particularly like poetry. If you’re going to slap pretty words together you should either learn to play a guitar or arrange them into paragraph form, like Pat Conroy. My rubric doesn’t leave much leeway for read more
Exploring Southeast Washington
April 5, 2012 – 11:28 pm
Between not posting a travel article in a while and getting a new phone with a video camera built inside, I felt compelled to go exploring. Not too far– I live in Southeast DC. The footage is jittery and the sound quality is horrific, but overall I’m impressed that my mobile phone can do read more
Grover Norquist Interview
March 15, 2012 – 1:08 am
Say what you will about Grover Norquist, the mega lobbyist was incredibly accommodating in his Cloture Club exclusive. Not only did he play along with my jokes, he also taught me how to juggle. This was a fun interview. We’ve got a couple lined up in the near future, and I’m looking forward to more after read more
Terrorists
February 24, 2012 – 4:15 pm
This is an important observation about a very obvious national security blind spot.
Zombie Short Stories: Sorority Girls, Witch Doctors and Nicotine
February 10, 2012 – 2:03 pm
Good news! Three of my short stories were selected for inclusion in a new book, Overrun: A Zombie Short Story Anthology. In the YouTube clip above I tell a little about my various contributions. Overrun is an e-book, which means you can literally download it from Amazon.com right now. It costs $2.99, or to put read more
