If extraterrestrials ever land on Earth, I’m going to recommend that they skip visiting France and head straight to Las Vegas. This is not only because Las Vegas has so many flickering neon lights that, even from space, it will render alien spaceships helpless with epilepsy until we can knock them from orbit with missiles read more
Archaeological evidence of the first selfie: http://t.co/vnBxYwboJv
What's that, @Kmele wore a bright yellow ascot on national television, then lost his nerve? All hope is lost, people.
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