Cuisine Review: BK’s Bacon Sundae

 

Last night I tried Burger King’s new Bacon Sundae, which is exactly what is sounds like: several strips of frozen bacon plopped into some ice cream and topped with fudge. Here’s a video of my¬†assessment.

I only recommend you try this if you feel like your relationship with bacon has become stale and¬†predictable, and you need to shake it up with something weird. Maybe you try some new stuff, it’s a little uncomfortable and maybe feels weird, but it keeps your relationship fresh and from getting into a boring rut.

Otherwise stay away. Especially if you’re kosher or lactose intolerant.

 Andrew Heaton is a writer and standup comedian in New York City. If this post made you laugh or think, kindly "like" it on Facebook.

5 Comments

  • Sandra
    July 12, 2012 - 10:36 am | Permalink

    Disgusting as that sundae looks, I just can’t get over the fact that you’re wearing shorts…

    • Heaton
      July 14, 2012 - 10:59 am | Permalink

      Yeah, it’s weird. But Washington is super, super, super hot.

  • Teresa
    July 19, 2012 - 1:56 pm | Permalink

    Wait, when you do news segments you aren’t supposed to wear pants… Amateur!

    ;)

    • Heaton
      July 19, 2012 - 5:40 pm | Permalink

      Well, I wasn’t wearing underwear. Does that count?

  • That Girl
    August 17, 2012 - 2:45 am | Permalink

    I just watched this with Rigel and he fell off the couch… ligitamately… you win heaton. you win. heaton 1 woodallpenman nil

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