“Love is Only A Double Negative”


April is Poetry Month, so I thought it apropos to do a reading. Which is difficult, as I don’t particularly like poetry. If you’re going to slap pretty words together you should either learn to play a guitar or arrange them into paragraph form, like Pat Conroy. My rubric doesn’t leave much leeway for spoken verse.

However one poet named Elas Giordano is brilliant, and I enjoy all of his stuff. So I took one of my favorite Giordano poems, added a soundtrack and over-dramatic narration, and threw in some cartoons to boot.

 Andrew Heaton is a writer and standup comedian in New York City. If this post made you laugh or think, kindly "like" it on Facebook.


  • April 21, 2012 - 1:58 pm | Permalink

    Loved that stage whisper “Dryer” at the end-very cool video!

  • Heaton
    April 22, 2012 - 11:18 pm | Permalink

    Much obliged! Although I’m probably going to go back to non-poetic cartooning here pretty quick.

  • Martin
    April 23, 2012 - 9:15 am | Permalink

    I like it! Very faux artsy film.

  • TJ
    April 23, 2012 - 11:18 pm | Permalink

    “The book of my soul fills with coffee rings.” *snif* beautiful!!!

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