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If I had a pet horse I would probably make it wear a unicorn disguise a lot to fool people. I'm surprised this isn't standard.
Ok, we've borrowed "hor d'oeuvres" from French long enough. It's time to make it English. From now on it's spelled "orderves."
Will someone more clever than me turn the Iowa Caucus Clinton/Bernie coin tosses into a "Rosencrantz & Guilderstern are Dead" parody sketch?
A nice revamping of Sandbox theme for WordPress