Andrew Heaton is a writer and standup comedian in New York City. If this post made you laugh or think, kindly "like" it on Facebook.
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Donald Trump is the kind of guy who would unironically purchase and use a gold-plated spork.
I think "ear weight" is probably super hard to lose.
Somewhere, right now, Chuck Schumer is thinking about how to regulate the hotness of jalapeño peppers at a federal level.
A nice revamping of Sandbox theme for WordPress