Happy Thanksgiving & Corn Subsidies

Here is a three-minute animated cartoon I made last night about the first Thanksgiving, which somehow devolved into a lengthy critique of corn subsidies and Puritan theology. You can watch this today as you drift off into a delightful stupor of wine and tryptophan, the middle class equivalent of a free Valium prescription.

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy!

 Andrew Heaton is a writer and standup comedian in New York City. If this post made you laugh or think, kindly "like" it on Facebook.

6 Comments

  • Bianca
    November 25, 2011 - 8:36 am | Permalink

    My Dad is a corn farmer you bastard.

  • eddie
    November 25, 2011 - 10:02 am | Permalink

    And my mom is 1/32nd Cherokee

  • Jon
    November 25, 2011 - 10:27 am | Permalink

    @ eddie – I dont think this cartoon depicts Cherokees specifically nor Namerindians in a negative way.

  • Jon
    November 25, 2011 - 11:00 am | Permalink

    Shut the hell up, WHITEY

  • TJ
    December 3, 2011 - 2:12 am | Permalink

    “But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Corn.”

  • HEPBURN
    January 5, 2012 - 7:34 am | Permalink

    HA! WELL THIS IS A THING YOUR GONNA DO ALOT I REKON, IS IT THANKS GIVEING ALREADY? BUT WE JUST HAD CHRISTMAS, YOU NEW WORLDERS CANNIE GO 5 MINITS WITHOUT A HOLIDAY EH.

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